When it comes to making lame excuses, guys really are the best.
Sure, approaching girls is tough, but if you want to meet girls, you’ve simply got to stop making excuses.
I’ve been guilty of all the below… which excuses are you most guilty of?
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“I need another drink first”
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“It looks like she doesn’t want to be hassled”
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“She hasn’t noticed me”
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“I think she’s a lesbian”
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“I’m going to wait until a better song comes on”
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“I think she’s leaving”
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“I’m still not drunk enough”
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“Nah, I don’t feel like it”
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“I need to go to the toilet first”
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“I don’t think I’m her type”
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“She’s too far away”
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“I think she’s out of my league”
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“I’ll just get rejected”
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“Just one more drink”
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“I’ll go over in a minute”
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“Ok, I’m going over!”
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“Aww…now another guy’s talking to her, but seriously I was gonna go over after this drink. Lucky bastard.”
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Weird, I thought you’d have “lame excuses.” All those sound more like appealing suggestions to me. The last one should be; poor fool, I hope he knows never to marry an American Office Cow.
After all women only meet like 5% of a mans needs & they are sooo demanding. Not to mention a lot of them are really shallow, & boring. Why bother with their games when you could learn a real skill, … something useful.
Women will chase a man if they’re really interested otherwise it’s a colossal waste of time. About 20 years ago I decided to never spend a cent on women again, women buy me things. I also conducted the no soap & don’t bother with a comb experiment around this time. Women like a guy who looks good “on paper.” They are too worried about what everyone thinks. Besides anyone who happens to have more than a third of their brain knows that divorce is filed mostly by women, & the courts are way less than fair. Why bother.